GATED COMMUNITY OF MEN

Every guy I know is getting a hair transplant. Apparently the new pink is having a full head of hair. I’ve noticed the average age of the men I know getting hair transplants is in the mid 40’s. Some ad executive should jump on this bandwagon. I already have the slogan: Got a midlife crisis? Get a hair transplant. Take Arthur, for instance. Arthur plays tennis all the time. His wife died about ten years ago. Arthur is 50 years old and acts like he is a teenager just starting puberty. There are plenty of widowed/divorced women in our gated community. One problem that Arthur is having is that he is going bald. He’s a good-looking guy when he wears a hat but I think the shiny head turns women off. So, like a typical American, Arthur received a hair transplant and now thinks he is the cat’s meow. Prowling the tennis courts like he is the king. Slapping women on the butts and taking two dates in one night. Maybe, I’m just jealous! Now, Jeff is doing it for more personal reasons. He thinks his wife is going to leave him if he doesn’t stay “young”. Then we have Gary, he is one of the youngest in our community. He is an insurance executive with a beautiful house that he bought with cash. Although he is still not married, Gary plays the field and goes into the city on the weekend in search of his new conquest. He is only 28 so he has plenty of time. Gary’s problem isn’t that he doesn’t have a lot of hair, it’s that his hair is bright red, Apparently somewhere in his past he was called a sissy for his fire engine style. So now Gary is a brunette. Not a bottle brunette, he goes to salons and has it all professionally done, including highlights and probably some frosting. And me? Then we get to me. I am bald and I like it that way! I think it differentiates me from the rest of the midlife crisis men. Not to say that I am not having my midlife crisis. I have a bright red Ferrari in my garage.

ONLINE AND IN LOCAL STORES

Our search for the perfect storage closet organizers goes on. We have looked online and in stores, and we can't seem to find the right one. Actually, one or the other one does not matter to me. To me, an organizer is an organizer, but to Debbie it has to be the right one. I found several online and sent the link to her office, but she still wanted to take a look at one or two in close by stores. So I had gone downtown in a blizzard and we went to the one store, but it had closed early due to the weather. The next store we went to we had better luck. The unit was on sale, and because nobody else was crazy enough to be in the store the salesman knocked another 10 percent off of the sale price. So we got about 40 percent off all together. Not bad. Getting the big box home was another story. We loaded it in the back but couldn't close the door. Then we tied it ontop, and it nearly fell off when I made a sharp turn. I had to stop and get out and tie the box to the roof of the SUV.

MAJOR CONSTRUCTION

It has been several weeks since most of the major construction has been finished on my brother-in-law and his wife’s new vacation home, and everyone is just chomping at the bits to gather there and see how well the end product is going to look. My brother-in-law keeps telling everyone that they want to put some finishing touches on it first, especially the decorating part. They had this punchlist of things that needed to be addressed before they could be completely satisfied that everything was taken care of and the home was truly ready. They are finally completely satisfied with the landscaping. They were having motion sensors added to the mix while creating the best home security possible for the home since they are not going to be staying there on a constant basis though the week. They have decided to have everyone come for a weekend visit, even though the house is not completely furnished. We can all do our campout bit, and bring whatever we need to sleep and eat and hang out. I’m sure we are up to it. It will seem like the model, updated version of going camping, except without having to do any outdoors living.

THE BIG APPLE

There are a number of eye doctors in New York. However not all of them treat vision related problems like myopia, hyperopia or astigmatism. Only the skilled ophthalmologists perform the LASIK in New York. These doctors are very skilled and experienced and are very efficient at treating the refractive errors. This makes the LASIK surgery very hassle free and safe. The development of technology and the increasing demand for LASIK has made this surgery very popular. Another reason for the rising popularity of LASIK in New York is the decline in the overall cost. The cost of the equipments as well as the cost of laser has heavily declined causing this LASIK revolution. It is very easy to find a good LASIK surgeon in New York. Searching in any popular search engines would give results of many surgeons who are very efficient in performing LASIK. The LASIK surgery in New York is very cheap and the prices are quite affordable. One has also the benefit of financing the whole procedure of LASIK in New York. Along with the skilled doctors, affordable and cheap prices and the financing option New York is indeed the best place to go for a LASIK surgery and get rid of spectacles and lenses forever.

BOURBON STREET

My friend Samantha is a personal injury attorney in New Orleans. She is from the Chicago suburbs, but she went to Tulane and fell in love with New Orleans. I have been down there, and I cannot say that I blame her for wanting to stay there. Especially now that it is the middle of February and it has been below zero degrees for the last couple of days and the snow has really started to pile up. It seriously is the worst winter I can ever remember in Chicago. Her and I both share a passion for music, so New Orleans really is the best place for her to be. She certainly has to work hard, but she also gets to play hard and see a ton of great music. She has been trying to get me to come down and visit her and go to Jazzfest for years. I was never able to go when we were in college because it was always during the same time as my second semester finals. The line up is extra incredible this year, and I think I may finally have to make the trek back down south to check out the festival this year.

DEFENSIVE DRIVING

There are times in life when things simply change. Changes are not always easy to accept, but we don’t always don’t have a choice. Not all changes are for the better. There may not have been a reason that we can ascertain nor can we understand why these changes happen to certain people. One of those changes is when you first get diagnosed with Diabetes and have to get a glucose monitor system. It will impact you multiple times a day. It is vital and needs to be used regularly. You need to learn how to use it properly, and at the same time you are striving to get used to the physicians care plan to help stave off the symptoms of diabetes. One silver lining with this disease, Diabetes Mellitus (or type II diabetes), is that you are in control. Just as in driving defensively you are the one in control of the how the things around you actually impact your daily life. In the case of type 2 diabetes you can make improvements. You can stop certain things from happening to you. But, you can only do this with regularly monitoring blood glucose. The type of foods you eat regularly can impact your health if you will totter over the edge and develop diabetes. Also the exercise you partake in can change whether or not you ever get diabetes in the first place. If your family members have diabetes type II then you are more prone to get it as well. But, remember that you can change the course of your disease by not developing it all via diet and exercising. You can also help the course of the actual symptoms with diet and exercise if you do develop it.

LOCAL BUSINESS

Now more then ever profitable opportunities exist to promote your local business on the Internet. Boards of Trade along with Chambers of commerce are those organizations with local, regional, national, international and bilateral representation or Chambers, forming a global business network, which their primary goal is to improve the business climate in a locality. If you are a local business that gets most of your business from local traffic, it is obviously important to target in on those visitors search for your product locally. One way to start getting your company out there is through your local papers, radio and TV stations, but you will be surprised who much more traffic a website can bring to your business. The more avenues you use the more business this will generate and help your business to grow at a faster rate.

Once you know some tips for marketing to your local area and building traffic, you'll be able to make more people aware of your products and services and generate more business as a result. \.
Let’s look at how to set up your website to gain the maximum benefit for your business. I know that when I do a search for local businesses, I am often taken to one of the local city directories, where I am given the address and phone number of the business, and if I'm lucky, the website URL, if they have a website.
Financial planners and real estate pros have known for years that free seminars are a great way to drum up business and get local public, so it is a good idea to try. Joining in the local organizations and Chamber of Commerce is another means of bringing attention to your business. Furthermore, as a member of the local Chamber, you can qualify for low cost health and business insurance, and have access to the small business consultant's office, where mentors can help you develop your own strategies, and over time, you can become a mentor yourself. When you think about local search and how it can benefit small business you have to view it's benefit to the potential searcher.

It's now possible to target consumers by city, even down to zip code - the areas local business people know they get a majority of their business from. You can use these exact same principles to boost the profits you earn from your local business and earn income from the Internet, even while you sleep. By applying these suggestions, you, too, can expand your local business through the Internet.

Knowing the power of email communication, I find it hard to believe how few use it to promote their local business. They need to learn who is most likely to buy from local web sites, (and why this usually surprises the local business owner. Plus, the market for the merchant’s product or service covers millions more people than if they were restrict themselves to a local geographical area thanks to the global reach of the Internet. Homegrown industries and the mascots for high school and college athletic teams in the area can also inspire business names with a local aura. One of the major benefits of running a local PPC campaign is that it provides flexibility in reaching local customers within a given geographic area.

The future of your local business will depend on how effective you are in reaching your customers online. When naming a business whose geographical reach and clientele are mainly local, you can use nicknames, regional or city lore, local in-jokes and historical references that might be lost on outsiders. Anticipate what your customers need before they inquire about it.